About NestOfDrozd

Meet Yehor, our fearless CEO who's currently building this entire company during his actual day job while his boss thinks he's working on "important tasks." Spoiler: the important task is this project. NestOfDrozd is technically an elaborate procrastination project disguised as interview preparation, but honestly, at this point, who can tell the difference?

While everyone else on the team is listed as doing cool stuff, let's be real—they're basically just watching Yehor speedrun this entire operation like it's some kind of corporate Twitch stream. "Absolute cinema," as the kids say. Roman might be the tech mentor, but Yehor is out here literally coding, designing, writing copy, AND coming up with increasingly unhinged job descriptions at 2 AM.

Yehor has achieved the impossible: creating a functional email service while simultaneously having zero idea what he's actually doing. His management philosophy? "It works somehow." His technical strategy? "Google it and hope for the best." His long-term business plan? "idk man, we'll see."

Yehor's actual day typically involves: answering Flock messages from his real job with one hand while configuring Postfix with the other, attending meetings on mute while debugging SMTP issues, and somehow convincing his team that he's "heads down on that feature" when he's actually writing satirical corporate bios.

Despite the chaos, NestOfDrozd exists because of this man's dedication to the bit. Is it interview prep? Is it a real company? Is it just vibes? Yes to all of the above. Respect the hustle.

Current status: Probably should be doing his actual work right now, but here we are.

Dmytro isn't here to fix your code—he's here to fix your soul. As our Spiritual Mentor, he brings the DROZD ideology to transcendent new levels, guiding the team through existential crises and server outages with equal grace.

You'll often find him meditating(playing DayZ or WOT) in the server room (Dance Gavin Dance playing softly in the background), contemplating the true meaning of "uptime" and whether packet loss is just the universe's way of telling us to slow down and appreciate the journey.

His mantras include: "The real 404 is the connection we lost within ourselves" and "Have you tried turning it off and on again... spiritually?" Under his guidance, NestOfDrozd has achieved a state of corporate enlightenment that can only be described as "vibes-based infrastructure."

Fun fact: Dmytro has the best Spotify playlist. From his words at least.

Roman, known in the underground tech CIRCLES as "POMAH," is our resident Tech Mentor and the man responsible for actually keeping this whole operation running. While Dmytro contemplates the spiritual implications of DNS(DrozdNameServers), Roman is the one who actually configures it.

His love triangle consists of anime, programming, and Arch Linux (btw). His workspace is a carefully curated shrine featuring Arch Wiki bookmarks, anime figurines, and at least 228 open browser tabs of StackOverflow questions. He once spent 6 hours debugging a segfault just to prove that malloc() is merely a social construct.

Known throughout the office for possessing what can only be described as an absolutely LEGENDARY posterior—we're talking dump truck, bakery with a full production line, cake factory levels of absolute WAGON. Colleagues have filed formal complaints about the structural integrity of office chairs in his vicinity. NASA considered using it as a satellite.

When he's not optimizing kernel parameters or arguing about the superiority of Neovim, Roman can be found binge-watching seasonal anime and muttering "I use Arch, btw" to anyone within earshot.

Technical Skills: Linux, C, Python, Rust, Assembly, and squats (apparently).

Maxim "Suzy Q" Suzik handles customer support with the patience of someone who's read through every ending of Fate/Stay Night multiple times. His approach to troubleshooting is heavily influenced by visual novel decision trees: "If I choose Option A, will the customer's issue resolve, or will I unlock the Bad End route?"

A hardcore visual novel enthusiast, his Steam library is 90% VNs and 10% "games I bought during sales and never played." His favorites include the entire FATE series (yes, he's read ALL the routes), Song of Saya (which definitely didn't affect his psyche), and Higurashi (he insists the paranoia is just part of his personality now).

Suzy Q brings a unique perspective to customer support: treating every ticket like a branching narrative where the goal is to achieve the Golden Ending (5-star review). His support tickets are known for being unnecessarily detailed, occasionally philosophical, and sometimes containing random anime references that confuse boomers but delight the youth.

Office quote: "I want to lick pussy"

Blane is just here, man. We're not entirely sure what he does, but every company needs a Blane. He shows up, he vibes, he occasionally nods during meetings. Some say he's the glue that holds the team together. Others say he's just really good at looking busy.

His job description literally says "Just a Dude" and HR has stopped questioning it. He's achieved what every employee dreams of: complete ambiguity in responsibilities while maintaining full-time employment. Is he essential? Probably. Can anyone explain why? No.

Blane's contributions to NestOfDrozd are subtle yet profound. He brings balance to the chaos, zen to the madness. When Dmytro gets too spiritual, Roman too technical, and Suzy Q too deep into VN lore, Blane is there to simply... exist. And sometime post photos of Zhorik.

Ultimate Ability: "Summon ZHORIK".

Antony "csgobig" Meatcow is a man of many talents and questionable financial decisions. By day, he's a legitimate fish seller with an empire built on catches from the legendary Dnipro River. By night, he's a professional gambler who's been permanently banned from 7 casinos and 23 CS:GO gambling sites (hence the nickname).

His fishing expertise is unmatched—he's caught every single species that swims in the Dnipro River, including some that marine biologists insist "don't exist" (Antony has photos, they just "won't believe him"). His fish market operates on a unique business model: 50% legitimate commerce, 50% using the profits to fund his gambling addiction, 100% passion for the craft.

At NestOfDrozd, Antony manages our "alternative revenue streams" which is code for "we don't ask, he doesn't tell." His risk assessment skills—honed through years of betting on knife(butterfly???) round outcomes—have proven surprisingly useful in business strategy. His motto: "Life is just one big gamble, and I'm all in on the fish."

Fun fact: Antony bought whole Nivki after two cashouts from CSGOBIG.

Bogdan "forfun" Bullet is the financial backbone of NestOfDrozd and possibly the only person in this entire operation with actual business acumen. Despite having the means to invest in sensible ventures like real estate or tech startups with actual revenue models, Bogdan chose to bankroll an email service run by a spiritual guru and a team of degenerates. Respect.

The "forfun" moniker comes from his investment philosophy: he only invests in projects that bring him joy, regardless of profitability. And nothing brings him more joy than drozds (thrushes). His office is literally a bird sanctuary. He's spent more money on premium bird feed than our entire marketing budget. When asked about ROI, he just points at a thrush and smiles.

Bogdan's other investments include: a startup that makes artisanal bird houses, a mobile app for bird watching (it failed spectacularly), and 47% of all bird-themed NFTs (we don't talk about that). Yet somehow, his portfolio continues to grow. Either he's a financial genius playing 4D chess, or the universe just really likes people who love birds.

His business strategy for NestOfDrozd: "Just vibe with it and see what happens." Surprisingly, it's working. His negotiation tactic: bringing pictures of cute drozds to investor meetings. Surprisingly, also working.

Quote: "Money is temporary. Drozds are eternal."